forsythepjones
Forsythe P. Jones
forsythepjones

Yeah, you’re right. She should be wearing a onsie, like the one in A Christmas Story. FUCK YOUR MISOGYNY, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.

Still haven’t figured out how to move your neck, eh?

So, anyway, I was in this field that wasn’t really a field. It was, like, a city, but there were trees, so it was like a forest? Anyway, I was lying there in the grass and this dog comes walking by, but it wasn’t a dog, you know? It was, like, a big spider... but it was so cute, and I’m usually scared of spiders. So

My rules: only if it’s about sex.

This was hilarious.

Well, it certainly looks like the top two-thirds of her face hates the lower third.

You’d better brush up on how things work in academia, then.

Does anybody think there any sort of work/life balance? Who spends 40+ hours doing anything they like to balance out the 40+ hours of drudgery?

Mental illness doesn’t explain the violence of the attacks Shaw is suspected of committing.

Did he get the “uh uh uh” and “yea-ya” parts right, though?

oof! The artist is being way too kind here.

Convenience does not trump taste in this case. K-cup coffee is nasty, terrible, wasteful and expensive.

K-cup coffee is absolutely disgusting.

I agree. French press coffee is terrible. Though I would hesitate to say Folgers would be good in anyway through a pour over - cheap, stale beans are cheap, stale beans no matter how you dress it up.

I agree. French press coffee is terrible. Though I would hesitate to say Folgers would be good in anyway through a

I don’t like French press coffee - it’s soup. So strong, it pushes out the subtleties of really good beans. Pour over or Aeropress are the only ways to go.

I don’t like French press coffee - it’s soup. So strong, it pushes out the subtleties of really good beans. Pour

I grew up in a small city in the southwest and I had heard of it. It didn’t have anything outside of faint name recognition for me, though. The “ahhh, so that’s what Stonewall is/means” didn’t happen until I was 22 and moved to New York.

Oh, so this is what Kim Kardashian looks like without all that spray brush crap she wears on her face. . .