forsythepjones
Forsythe P. Jones
forsythepjones

I grew up in a small city in the southwest and I had heard of it. It didn’t have anything outside of faint name recognition for me, though. The “ahhh, so that’s what Stonewall is/means” didn’t happen until I was 22 and moved to New York.

I loved Bloom County, but he got to a point where he got a little too airbrush happy.

Oh, so this is what Kim Kardashian looks like without all that spray brush crap she wears on her face. . .

Wait, this guy is a photographer? He needs to brush up on composition and lighting.

Hm. While I applaud Germany in their efforts, they don’t have the best track record with population control in Poland. . .

It may be a matter of taste, but apart from kind-of-liking The Avengers movies (AoU really teeters on bad, though), JW’s oeuvre is painfully bad. He must have a lot of friends in high places.

I tell you, once you recognize them, it takes you out of the moment. It’s like the Wilhelm Scream for me.

Have you ever read the Brontes? Talk about silly.

Firefly has not aged well. Full of tropes carried over from the 90s - and a Han Solo knock-off, to boot.

Not a chance. He is one lucky motherf-cker.

Apple will survive. But styles will change. Remember the Ford Taurus? It was the pinnacle of car design back when it came out, now everything today has that same, curved look. Does the Taurus hold up compared to the car styles today? No. But it shifted how we look at design.

I’m not a fan of either, but they had something that carried over. Nobody gives a shit about Jan and Dean these days, so it’s safe to say not all acts baby boomers jerked off to has survived.

The Hobbit movies were crap upon arrival - everyone knows that. The real test will be the LotR movies, which I believe will look terrible. They were better than the Hobbits, but still...

The first Captain America will hold up. Maybe the second one. The Iron Mans and Thors will look like shit in a handful of years. Hell, the Iron Man movies already do look dated.

You see these hills so often in movies and television. On the other side of this lot, they shot both the M*A*S*H film and tv show. Most recently it was used as the backdrop in several Mad Men episodes - a stand in for (more) Korea, Don’s childhood home, and the hippie commune where Roger’s daughter lives (the commune,

Ok, so does Banner grow more hair when he Hulks out? Or does his hair get thicker? Because, by all rights, he should just have a little patch on the top of his head when he grows.

To be fair, teeth were terrible back in the day. My grandparents were English and had dentures before they turned 35. Things have improved vastly, but bad oral hygiene, coupled with smoking and sugar, did nasty things to their teeth.

Redneck Science Class - if it don’t get shot at or ain’t set on fire, it ain’t science.

Hey, Forsythe, why don’t you have Facebook?