We are such a shitty, consumer based society. Everything is a brand.

9) Poop River

Yet his wig seems firmly attached

Kirby had an idea he liked and drove it into the ground.

Shaggy seems to have rickets

The darkest side to all of it is the ability for private companies - and the government, by proxy - to know what you’re doing 24/7.

Please, if Columbia won’t fire Dr. Oz for becoming an A-#1 quack and whoring himself out, they sure as fuck aren’t going to sack someone over a book about ghosts.

Sorry— “everyone” was hyperbolic. But, yeah, I agree with your point.

Not saying that. I’m saying it’s now as common place for a woman to say she wants to sleep with another woman, therefore it’s now rote. It’s, as the author says, not edgy.

So basically The Duggars?

Most everyone now realizes that “girl crushes” are as exciting as buttered bread. Everyone has had one and it’s not exciting.

That place still smells of decomposing flesh.

I just masturbated to myself, too, Kim! We’re twinsies!

I find it really disturbing how quickly some jump to the defense of people simply because they’re famous and rich.

Said the woman under thirty. . .

It matters because the man was seriously fucked up. Those kids, I hope to god, aren’t damaged goods.

So we’re still pretending Michael Jackson really fathered those kids, eh?

“I hear you”

“Meat printing.”