He’s the POPE. He who was crapped out of the Holy Anus needs no such thing. He’ll sail past the pearly gates like Kanye through airport security.

Just be careful of Rick Santorum and his Prayers of Power.

Unless you want to sleep on the couch, I guess not.

Ah, so your saying it’s best when your partner is selfish? Noted.

What he was thinking. . .

Did he buy $82k worth of snacks at that game?

Careful - don’t try to scrutinize posts too much. Are you trying to get yourself blocked?

He needs to set his apology to some shitty dad rock. You know, to drive home the point.

Sir Topham Hatt is still very much alive, thank you.

Jackie Mason here needs to reassess that thought.

Well... this explains why I feel crummy 24 hours a day.

#1 in the men’s room, #2 in the women’s?

...because you know all them homos are just thirsty for some straight D regardless of anything else.

Korrena sounds like the American who was abroad, who talks endlessly about their time abroad, throwing in heaps of regional slang to drive home the point.

If this puts an end to EDM, I say make ‘em sweeter.

So you live in the bush in Australia?