4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

Who knew all this winning we were promised would be in biathlon!?

This is a very old definition:

I’m not sure why you would Google enough to be able to discuss the word without Googling enough to learn that the way it was used here is a correct usage.

I went to one Pokemon card game tournament. I was eleven. I met an old, fat man who told me we’d play for keeps. Don’t know if I even knew the official rules, since my brother and I just made up our own version. He took all of my cards. If you’re reading this, old man, I hate you. You’re the fucking worst.

They do have a way to verify the SSN number. They already use this to prevent minors from playing video games after midnight. Korean SSN is used in a variety of other services as well, gaming or otherwise.

but who knows in foreign countries

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

The world would be a lot nicer place if we could all be 6/9ths as happy as Gronk.

There is no greater sense of pride and accomplishment than when your work team comes together to pull off a project that took literally all year and caused you pounding headaches, relentless anxiety, and lost sleep so that a few of the results can be taken and plopped onto a single PowerPoint slide and delivered as a…

Hey, serious question, what do you call a bunch of people taking a day off to see a parade cheering a guy chanting “no days off!”? Is that irony, or something else?

This is all a HUGE misunderstanding. Yannick Noah was saying he hates “mon fils,” not Monfils.

Dockers Without Borders

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

This ought to shut the highlight truthers right the fuck up. See? They do call traveling in the NBA.

Places NFL policy does not apply:

I dunno. Imagine how big the scandal would be if AB was on a boat.