“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

And sometimes with one another.

It’s too bad that, even with Aaron’s fame, they couldn’t continue to have the same kind of tight father/son relationship that Michael and Joe Jackson had.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

Mayweather looked really nervous at the beginning when he thought Cari Champion was going to read him the riot act about his history of DV. When he realized it was just questions and no actual reading, he calmed down quite a bit.

Michigan AD: Good news coach, we can now go ahead and give Dakich that scholarship.

Your secret is safe with us Eli

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

Damnit, my bad, man, I keep forgetting the Kinja settings.

Yeah that was great.

If he doesn’t clean up his act soon, he’s flirting with a multi-game suspension.

Making the cute girl character kissing another girl is the easy and safe route.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

Would like to add that Kofi Kingston has done some of the absolute coolest shit ever to avoid getting eliminated at Royal Rumbles:

On the bright side, this should give the Rams some added leverage when negotiating Fisher’s next contract. 

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.