You're really out of your depth here aren't you?

Fair enough, makes sense.

Alastair Sim

"ooh" "look at" "the" "pedant"

Haha! When you see the words "man-thing" the first thing that pops into your head is "suck"!!! That makes you gay!

Agreed. I personally only read comics written by Dostoevsky, Kafka or Hilary Mantel.

Your comment is witty but you have referenced a show which is beneath us all and detested, so nobody is willing to up vote you. I have rectified this oversight in order to make my own comment even more pointless.

IMMATURE ONLINE DOUCHEBAGS WHO THINK THEY ARE FUNNY

Is this supposed to be funny?

Close enough!

What if you don't give a damn about Dr Crusher but you fantasise about pon farring Nurse Chapel's brains out as she wears a selection of your mother's clothing?

My sister, Jennifer, is 6 foot tall, which is unusual for a female woman.

Helps prevent scurvy and goes great in a G&T. Nothing wrong with lime.

Ciggies?!!

Do you mean the UK? We pronounce it day-bree and although I can't account for all the many regional accents, I've certainly never head anyone pronounce it in the manner you claim.

French Press? What's a french press? Oh you mean a cafetiere. Fuck me, American English is so literal it's essentially English for dummies.

I've wasted my life. At least you'll always have the doctor.

I like the way you think!

Okay. So I go to university and spunk my student loan on a kickass hi-fi separates system and one of those brand new, sweet as fuck Nintendo 64s. My life becomes a haze of marijuana fog, Mario 64, Goldeneye and Diddy Kong Racing. The fog grows ever thicker… I remember a couple of girlfriends, maybe a job or two,…

I think your mistake is that you've been using a 3D anvil and sledgehammer. It's a common error when one first arrives in Flatland.