I don't know. Paycheck? Normally I only take cash for blowjobs.

Unfortunately, "Murder Batman" is a lot of people's ideal of the perfect super hero.

Peter Gabriel is Frank Castle.

Don't worry, it's probably just hemorrhoids or a fissure.

So to summarise… if you go to New York City, or anywhere where you might find The Punisher, make sure you're not in a truck?

Not a massive fan of The Prodigy but Breathe, Smack My Bitch Up and Minefields (Baauer Remix) are still fantastic tunes to this day. Sure, Fat of the Land isn't as good as their first two albums but that's a pretty high bar to clear. I still hear tracks from this album in certain clubs, drinking establishments and…

Getting a classic Simpsons quote wrong? That's a paddlin'.

What a strange thing to study at college.

Nah, the best episode was the one where that Cylon thought he was a cowboy. Closely followed by the one where Starbuck crash lands on a deserted planet and befriends Cy the Cylon.

No, that's Old Fred.

Swiss Francs? But Besson is French and they have the Euro. And if France were to have its own currency is should be yellow, the colour of cowardice.

Tuppence isn't Cockney, it's British. There was a two pence coin that the entire country referred to as tuppence. It simply fell away from common usage after decimalisation.

Well, that's a perfectly cromulent use of the word cromulent but you blatantly don't know what embiggens means.

"Wanking it" doesn't actually mean anything and nobody would ever phrase it that way. You can wank, you can have a wank and that guy definitely looks like he died wanking. "Wanking it" is a peculiar instance of using a very British word in a very American way.

The problem with Veep is not that it's running out of ideas but that it ran out of Armando Iannucci.

Oh my god, you were wrong?

Aw. She stole my milk, demonised my hometown of Liverpool, destroyed much of the north of England and set the country onto a path of capitalist destruction but nobody deserves the unpleasantness of a urinary tract infection.

TDKR is the one with Bane, you're thinking of The Dark Knight. In which, whilst at the crime scene, Batman analyses the bullet fragments remaining in the wall. Back at the batcave he loads a number of different types/sizes of bullet into the gun and fires them all into a wall to find out which one would make an…

As someone who lives in London, that's really not something to make jokes about right now. Were you making jokes about the twin towers and steel beams just days after 9/11? I'm guessing you weren't.

Unfortunate???