Stop twisting my melon you damn kids!!

It's great isn't it?!! I can do whatever I want, whenever I want and no-one in the world cares. Hell, I could drop dead right now and nobody would even notice until my rent was due.

Plus, Picard isn't American so he'd call it a cafetiere like the rest of the world does.

Every week here on the AV Club there are numerous comments from people who are confused about something or other simply because they blatantly don't pay attention to what they're watching.

"That one meeting" as you call it just netted Mike $200K. I live in London and I'd happily pop to Texas for a quick meeting if it meant I could now spend my huge pile of illicit drug money.

Adorable? We have all kinds of crazy weather here in the UK and nothing grinds to a halt.

You do stand up?? But you don't seem particularly funny.

But baked beans are the best part of a fry up. Well, baked beans or black pudding. Wouldn't actually want to have to choose between them.

Thank you AV Club, for your tireless work in bringing us the truth surrounding hug-gate, the biggest crisis we have faced thus far in the 21st century.

XBoxOx?

A lot of people would suffer unexpected anaphylactic shocks??

Fucking nerds. I'm 40 and I stopped buying Star Wars toys years ago. (In order to concentrate on my collection of Batman toys)

"Jerry is and always has been a dick"

A complete stranger wearing nice clothes = hug OK
A complete stranger wearing rags = hug not OK

When you hear the Philip J Fry theme song you don't think of Philip J Fry???

Perhaps BA Baracus (as played by Mr T, obviously) has to form a new A-Team and recruits Jared, Jian-Yang, Erlich and Monica.

Jarrich?? That's not how that works.

This entire tale seems highly dubious.

It's not movies but when I think of what the 80s looked like I think of The A-Team. When I think of what the 90s looked like I think of Friends.

Wasn't that a Kirk Van Houten song???