And A-Team milk with the rohypnol already mixed in please.

Dick Tracey

Meh. Hands are shaped like fish slices for a reason.

I'm telling you. They hate shark movies. Don't believe me if you don't want to. It'll be your loss when you get the question wrong on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

He fucking well does both. I get it all the time… "You shout at me when I leave the seat up, you shout at me when I piss all over the seat. What do you want from me?!"
"I want you to lift the seat up, piss and then put the seat down again. It's not complicated!"

This guy again? I'm telling you, he keeps the toilet seat up.

Yeah but Public Enemy were awfully angry about everything.

I believe your sonic screwdriver appears to stuck on the "Boo" setting…

Now more than ever you need to keep ahold of your senses and stay vigilant!

Listen to what the internet stranger said… James Corden not only acts in Gavin & Stacey but he also co-wrote it…

I love sit-coms, especially home-grown British ones (I'm obviously not talking about Mrs Browns' Boys or My Family here by the way!) and never saw the appeal in Gavin & Stacey whatsoever. It's on a par with 2 Pints of lager and a packet of crisps. Ruth Jones has to be one of the most overrated comedy…

I liked that song about pink cookies that basically sounded like that Big Daddy Kane song. I didn't like it when he joined Boyz II Men.

Hey! I called you delightful!!

Yeah well, as far as I'm concerned, I'm European and I'm staying European so I feel your pain!

Someone get the banker on the line… DEAL!

I'm sorry… you seem delightful, you really do, it's just Dr Who is… politely, not my cup of tea. Most people view it as a bit of a cheesy kids/young adult show to be honest.

Didn't recognise the name so I googled her… yeah, we want her back as a matter of state urgency!!!

I'm genuinely surprised that us giving you Piers Morgan and you subsequently returning him didn't start some sort of war between us.

And there is all the proof I need that Dr Who is an embarrassment to the vast majority of Brits like myself.

You seem to be suggesting that… Simpsons did it!