In a capitalist society celebrities like James Corden serve a vital role… it keeps the dream alive. As everyone knows, capitalism is basically a pyramid scheme, it requires many, many people at the bottom as it tapers upwards allowing less and less space the further up the pyramid you get. In order to keep the…

PStew and McKellan are in London right now with No Man's Land… maybe I don't let them leave…

Take all the Dr Who you want. We don't want it. It's shite.

George or Linda? Actually…it doesn't matter, I want front row seats either way.

Cockneys don't say guv, they pronounce it gav.

I hate him because he always leaves the toilet seat up. Also, I don't actually know who he is.

Just that one time Anton Shreve said it?!

Fozzie is not mean. He's a gentle, considerate lover who also knows how to turn on the heat and make me feel like a real woman. And his cuddles are the best. The best.

"Using a drone to bring sausages to your hot tub" just has to be a euphemism. Surely?!!

Trust me, you can do almost anything with an alien key.

He'll always be Stockwell to me. Goddamm I hated that last season though, with the stupid rehashed theme tune and whatnot.

GO HOME ROGER!

Planet Earth: On second thoughts let's not go to Earth, 'tis a silly place.

If you're in the UK then you will be well aware that LFC are top of the league. 2016 is boss.

It's true. The sight of Butter's smushed banana makes us all blush. Even Goebbels.

There's an election???

My Favourite Gang Starr songs:
1) Mass Appeal
2) Check the Technique
3) Gotta Get Over (Taking Loot)

I am K, the AV Club is The Castle and I claim my £5?

I respectfully disagree but fear there is no point in arguing. I just finished a complete re-read a month ago or so. I tend to read them every year or 2. I always read the complete Holmes and then the complete Brigadier Gerard. I wrote extensively about Sir Arthur's writings for my Masters in English Literature.…

Fair enough. I'm graceless. I'll never get the hang of this internet thing. My first comment was all I intended to make but some guy wades in telling me I'm wrong. I fight my corner with the one thing I have - facts, knowledge and intelligence and I get beat the fuck down by a bunch of strangers AND I'm the…