That's fair. Very fair in fact.

I said only a moron would think the books allow for interpretation. Have you read them? Am I wrong?

No worries. I didn't realise I was having a discussion about the stories of Sherlock Holmes with someone who hasn't actually read them.

Please point out what I said that you find pretentious?

No, no no and no.

At no point in any of the novels or short stories is Watson acknowledged as the tough one. Never happened. I've re-read Holmes (and Gerard for that matter) more than any other books. It is said that Holmes would have been one of England's greatest boxers if he had followed that path and it is also stated that he…

Let me be the Plinny to your Hector while we look into your eye…

You asked your sister for a blowjob???

As a Brit, living in Britain with no intention of ever setting foot in your gun-infested country… vote Trump.

No, no, no. This is totally incorrect.

Can you ask your friends when season 2 of Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds will be on? Feels like I've been waiting for ever.

Fucking A. I don't even recognise the USA as a "thing". And politics can lick, lick, lick my balls.

You're like the worst Rick ever. It's a good job you're all the way over there otherwise I would totally fight you to the death right now.

Books do tend to be able to delve deeper than movies. Surely that goes without saying?

How do you know that he's not going to tell you anything you don't already know if you've never seen any of his movies?

Why does banning guns terrify you? They are a weapon of death and nothing else. An on/off switch granting you ultimate power over a stranger's life.

Haha! You Americans and your love of obesity!

I'm confused. I thought he left Liverpool for Nice but he's actually in America pretending to be a chef?!

Ghostbusters…. with MEN?!!!

If you're wondering how to make your moles bitter, simply make a mountain out of their molehill. Does it to them every time.