Ah, Peter Sellers, along with Terry Thomas, Alistair Sim and Tony Hancock, one of the finest comedy actors we've ever produced here in the UK.

Lori.

But how are you shipping them?

I used to live near Llangollen back when they still had the Dr Who Experience museum thing. Oh how we used to point and laugh at the pathetic Dr Who nerds who would descend on the town in their scarves. Ugly? You've never seen such ugly people in your life and smelly? You don't want to know what a bus load of fat Dr…

I AM NOT A GIMMICK I AM A NUMBER

Obnoxious did you? A cross between Futurama and South Park can they? beema, I try to avoid your posts as I don't react well to CRAZY but this one? This couldn't be more wrong. It's nothing like the things you mention. If anything it's like Magnum PI crossed with Muppet Babies. Or Star Trek The Animated Series crossed…

Yes?

D'OH!

Grow a pair of testicles? But then I'd have 4 testicles. Is that you want? You want me to walk around with 4 testicles like some sort of bulbous testicle man? No doubt this is in addition to your command to harden the fuck up. So you want me to walk around with 4 testicles and an erection? And this is in some way…

Spidey-senses on the fritz again?

Sorry, but I can't take Johnson seriously. He's Johnson for gods sake!

Nothing will ever be the same again.

Listen AV Club, don't post articles acting like this is just another day on the internet. I am still dizzy after that Spot.IM debacle and wondering how the hell I can keep this buzz going.

Fun fact: Raekwon was called "the chef" because he loves to bake, his signature dish is the Wu Tang Flan.

You should apologise to all of us.

Thanks to Unity the only relationship I want now is with alcohol.

But… but… he was in an episode of Cosby. Surely we can go back to enjoying his comedy now that Kanye has exonerated him?

Hmmmmm… human horn.

Marc Bernardin is probably a little peeved too. This nerdy talk show on AMC sounds a lot more like Fatman on Batman than it does Hollywood Babble On.

You're on an article about the upcoming Batman Vs Superman movie. You have posted countless comments trying to belittle the people who are looking forward to this movie whilst attempting to claim some sort of intellectual superiority for yourself.
You have now decided to start criticising Marvel films too.
Of course…