This.

Not to be a dick or anything, but:

THIS.

Way back when I was in college in New York State (sometime during the Pleistocene epoch), NY was running their big I Love NY promotion, with Love replaces with a cutesy heart. After a couple years of seeing those bumper stickers, I saw a bumper sticker that I agreed with: it read “I love NY too, it is the New Yorkers…

Having driven a Prius back to back with the Ford C-Max if you remotely care at all about driving while trying to save fuel the C-Max is far more enjoyable to drive as it turned out. It’s also safer in merging into the freeway due to the slightly higher performance envelope and if you want to chirp the tires it will do…

Didn’t read the first paragraph? He considers the 2nd gen to be the first “true” Prius

Right, so, yeah—this is the first gen Prius.

Ah... and it even has the F1 transmission for an extra dose of maintenance/repair hell!

Haha, sound like Mike Finnegan.

A 16 year old M5, what could possibly go wrong? Am thinking a bit CP but I want it.

Wow... that’s gorgeous. Probably worth more as a way to attract attention to the dealer than it would be if they actually sold it and then had to deal with customer complaints!

Nonono, an alfa is a GOOD idea. Because reasons.

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

This article validates my Corona Extra love and I won’t let myself be negged by you or anyone! M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-myyyyyyy Corona!

My childhood best friend only drinks Budweiser and I am not a fan, however, when he tosses me one I gladly drink it because it’s about him and his company.

Bud Light is trash, but Bud Heavy, the original, is fine with me.

I don’t have any pictures, and thanks to their recent bankruptcy and liquidation, I can’t find anything on Google, but a red 15 passenger Ram Van reminds me of insane van arounds with Skip Barber Racing School, with an instructor sitting sideways in the driver’s seat, gassing and braking with his left foot, hitting…

As an extreme zealot of the Church of Jalopnik I prostrate myself extremely and recount the Ten Car-mandments from last week:

You always wreck your first (anything) so go used.

I dropped my first bike so many times and it got knocked over by cars so many times, I would never recommend a first time rider buy a new bike. You don’t want to learn how to protect your bike on a fancy new ride.