Same here. I’m 25 weeks along, have a beloved MkV GTI that’s thisclose to being paid off, and I’m keeping it. Fits the pumpkin carrier behind the seats and the jogging stroller nicely. 2 doors is going to be a headache, but I’d rather put my back into something I still love to drive than start up a new payment for a…

Clearly the answer is to get rid of the kid

Every. Fucking. Time. I get so tired of that crap.

This. So much this. It’s usually after we go through the “what do you want your payments to be” line that I typically let them know that I’m a financial analyst and I know damn well that you can make payments whatever you want them to be depending on how long you want to pay for it. They’re also incredibly shocked…

Not the way the system should work, but often the Law is above the law.

“for the same monthly payment”

“No apology and I’m stuck on the edge of I35 in the middle of the night by myself with my car in pieces.”

The E21 is one of my favorite BMWs, even if it was totally overshadowed by the 3s that came after. It looks really clean and sexy today.

“I went out, swapped 2 spark plug wires and the car ran like a kitten...”

Sweet! My first COTD!

Man, Paul Bracq could draw a nice car, couldn’t he?

When I was about 10 years old, I was rudely awakened by a loud car crash and subsequently alternating racing car engine.

I crawled out of bed, looked out my window and lo and behold, there was a car stuck about 6 feet in the air on top of what used to be a telephone pole in my neighbors front yard, across the street…

That’s not a Chevy Colorado. It’s a Ram.

We should start a Volkswagen Madness bracket here at Jalopnik.

Oh those brave warriors for justice. Never underestimate the ego of public sector authority. Gotta defend the perks somehow.

VW be like: They burn clean!

4 cops with guns on me. Helicopter over my head. They won’t notice if I sliiddddeee to the right and help myself to this police car.

I wonder if she went up, left, down, right, up, left, down, right R1, R1, and got her grenade launcher back.

Now you’re gonna get me to buy a beater to track. My wife is holding onto her FR-S for dear life knowing if I get my hands on it it’s over lol.

Excellent writing... what are you doing on jalopnik....