And only ONE person so much as lifted a finger to try to stop them...

2003 Motor Trend car of the year. My daily driver.

Geico’s going to tell her to pick up the check in person. It’s not worth the cost of a stamp.

she was probably torn between the Ion and Plymouth Breeze

Damn. That’s a good one.

If I owned a Saturn Ion I would try to kill it too.

Ex-GF had one. Nothing of value is lost.

I disagree. I park my Porsche and wife’s BMW on the street. I accept that they will get nicked and scraped, but at then end of the day they are just cars and I have insurance. I am much happier using that money to travel and go to events. That’s just my view.

You’re never safe in a city! Garage or no garage. I had my pristine E30 while living in Philly, where I was lucky enough to have a parking spot and garage at our house but still constantly parked on the street in the city. I was very careful where I parked, but I couldn’t escape an idiot supervisor and his crew from…

Same. My garage is almost larger than my house.

Agreed, with a simple if-then-else statement to follow:

Texan here...

I had a professor back in college who got a current-gen Durango (they have been making that thing for a while, huh?) and was surprised that you didn’t need a special license to drive something that big and weighty down the highway.

I only buy Chevy LUVs

Oddly, I kind of agree. After this, truck faces got kind of overdone.

Just in case you needed something bigger. MegaCab/8ft box ram. In case you want to drive an Continent.

Officially, I sold it. Unofficially (and technically), the mechanic that I sent it to to fix an acceleration problem leaked gasoline on the exhaust manifold as they were testing the fuel pressure and literally incinerated everything under the hood, thus forcing them to buy it from me.

Really? Two hours daily at highway speeds and the best car is an econo-shit-box with a buzzy engine, no sound deadening and crap 1980s stereo? I'd rather run through a gauntlet every morning than drive a CRX to DC and back.