WHY AM I IN THE GRAY? Diesel brought it to my attention.

10/10 would hoon

Unfortunately, this is what you will need to deal with the quality of DC roads:

Well, this is why the Ford Fiesta, Chevy Spark and Chevy Sonic, Toyota Yaris, Nissan Versa and other cheap new cars exist.

I guess being on a USAir flight is bad enough, especially on an Airbus, but then having to be in Philadelphia, that just adds insult to injury.

"It's not a beetle!" -Hammond

Porsche has always had a totally insane options list, easily capable of adding several tens of thousands of dollars to any car.

Did someone mention leather?

So, this time of year I should be planning a trip back to Texas to visit friends and family. But it really feels like the universe is telling me not to get near an airplane. I think I'll pass this year.

She needs to get her narcissistic self out of the way and get a better closeup of the plane. "Generation selfie", I swear...

Normally it takes less than a minute to find a dick on the road.

Traffic is always getting held up by dicks.

A glorified greyhound...

Where's the big, fat 5-seated Horse with the VW logo on the legs?

Economy class.

Show me the economy class.

Still the best 2 seats on the plane.

72 or 84 months on a car loan is pretty common here en Denmark, but cars are a lot more expensive than in the US. Been like this for years, but people also generally have their cars for a longer time.

Finance is not needed there. Instead of going and buying a new car and financing it, you could buy her a used car for cheaper that will still be very nice. I would recommend going on your local crasigslist and look for a nice used car. If you want a nice car that you might also like to drive sometimes, I'd recommend a…