“Sneaks up behind you and touches you”? Like those perverts on the subway, right? Lesbian, I have news for you- nobody will advertently touch you.

When asked if it was fair Dellin Betances would be paid the same as Jered Weaver, Randy Levine noted each had the same number of saves last year.

NK did not fire a nuclear missile, you lying jew-whore.

“The legal blood alcohol limit in the Dominican is .05, below the United States limit of .08.”

The Germans should play “Dixie” the next time they host the U.S.

We might first explain why we gave Jew Bankers $750 billion in tax dollars after they lost $750 billion of our money.

Shoulda been you, Mike Ilitch.

lying faggot

Suck my uncut cock.

Was it also wrong when Carter did it? I don’t recall the Jewish Homosexual Chattering Class making a big deal out of that.

I missed the indignation over Penny Pritzker, cockeaters.

She should be garroted in public.

Trump is cutting Martin’s taxes so Martin’s special-ness can trickle down to the rest of us.

Suck a fat dick, sodbuster.

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I’ll bet my money on the bobtail nag.

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Typical Gawkerite clicked here hoping for some Brokeback porn.

Shad Khan released a statement that in order to retain Alex Ferguson as manager he must “reluctantly” move the team to London.