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Dude across the hall from me pre-pandemic used to have a giant jar of jelly beans in his office. People would come all over the floor, sometimes even from other floors, and swish their paws around in that jar grabbing jelly beans, trying to get a specific color or flavor or sometimes just as big a handful as possible.

I’d love for Mr. Jelly Belly to bust into one of my Zoom court hearings! I hear judges love that.

Yeah, I can’t help feel like a lot of these “WOOT RETURN TO NORMAL IN THREE WEEKS AND COUNTING!” are ignoring at least two elephants in the room, namely the extra-catchy variants, to say nothing of the general stupidity that’s being shown in opening up too soon and people not getting the jabs.  I haven’t heard

I can’t believe this quality internet content is being stolen from us.

Did she check with Yahoo Answers first?

I love this so much. I’ve only recently come to accept my fat body, partly due to Aubrey Gordon of the Maintenance Phase podcast and the book What We Don’t Talk About When We Talk About Fat (highly recommend both). I’ve been dieting since I was in elementary school. My mom, who is not fat, constantly talks about losing

Even though I know it’s not “normal,” I still judge every bite I put in my mouth. Does this count as “healthy” or not? And if not, shouldn’t I be “good?”

I feel this deeply. My grandmother was very critical of her own body and it would occasionally spill onto me. The last time I visited her before she died, she hugged me and pinched my belly fat and said I needed to lose weight. My stepfather spared no opportunity to make comments about my weight while at the same time

Oh hey, someone else who ended up at WW before puberty. We need (very sad) t-shirts.

I hear you. I’m turning 50 this year and my weight has been an issue since I was a child. Short story - I was adopted at birth and I had no idea who my birth parents were. This year, I found my birth mom who gave me my birth father’s name. I googled him and found several pictures of him all at different weights, but

This article resonates so much. My mom put me on Weight Watchers when I was nine, after many years of restricting what I could eat. The thing is, when I look back at childhood pictures, I was not fat. I wasn’t sinewy or lithe, but I was not fat. I was athletic. I played elite soccer from a very young age. I don’t

People don’t want to go back to low-paying jobs with asshole customers and abusive bosses? Say it ain’t so!

Maybe companies should stop ghosting their interviewees. Fuck hearing nothing and assuming you didn’t get the job. You bastards could at least send us form letters.

My thought: “LUCY! Get down!”

Nope, and I sure as hell wouldn’t bother with travel to West Seattle until the bridge reopens.

You would think that expressways are crossable, but the West Seattle bridge has been shut down for the foreseeable future due to a crumbling foundation.

The receipts on Shaun King are long and legendary. Do the rest of these people have similar histories? Can we validate any of these claims?

Thank you. I cannot imagine what these families must feel seeing t-shirts and stickers and all of the media stuff.

I’m so sorry for your loss and for the fact that your pain was exacerbated in this way. 

Fuck Shaun King and everyone else profiting off of pain and suffering.