I really hate that we’re doing this. This comment section is going to be such a triggering, judgemental shitshow.

I have never purchased their food and never will. Because I was taught to shop my conscience when I was young (mom), and it becomes second nature. Everything is political. 

The role of first lady is 100% unpaid labor. It looks to me like she was doing the bare minimum for a ‘job’ she didn’t want in the most graceless, alienating way possible.

I will simply bookmark thetakeout.com/latest and use that. I hate the new GMG design that is working its way through all the sites (this is essentially the Gizmodo design).

“My gyro guy refuses to wear his PPE mask over his nose. He simply will not do it. Does this suck? Yes. Does this prevent me from picking up my weekly Thursday gyro? Alas, it does not.”

With the more infectious strain popping up all over the place, sticking to curbside pick-up or contactless delivery is probably the best option right now. It sucks, but that’s the best way to support businesses without putting their staff at risk because they need their paychecks and healthcare, if they even get it.…

Counterpoints:

I feel for these people, getting out earlier was the smart choice.

The “culture war” continues to be a unilateral affair, especially as it starts to more closely resemble an actual shooting war:

Some of the industrial packaging I sell comes from China and COVID has help me sort out which of my customers are the dumbest

Her face is like “so we’re just checking the lighting right? I’m not really gonna wear a pair of dirty converses over a JCPenny’s portrait studio backdrop for the cover of Vogue now am I?”

Crown Royal timely bonus:

“Pepperidge Farm cookies, because they come in soft bags that are easy to hide in our pillowcases in case one of the kids wanders in after being awoken by our screaming.”

I guess he found a line he wouldn’t cross. Maybe he will take some time to reflect on his previous activity. 

Not a real one, but a great joke:

Yeah, people clearly don’t want to talk about it but the far right is all up in the police and military.

Except the 20 cops standing by would have dropped her in a heartbeat. You’re only allowed to carry a gun in public if you’re a white guy with a camo fetish.

Natalicchio confirmed to The Root that about 20 police officers were present but did not intervene in the mobbing—prompting her and two other bystanders to ultimately rescue Nibo.

Gotta love the tweet from a government agency swooping in like they’re saving the day by waiving “arbitrary fees” from another government agency. These fees were not arbitrary. They were technically processed correctly it sounds like, though obviously they should not have been enforced. But the HHS tweet just makes it…