Her sphincter muscles. Oh, and some weird looking leather necklace.

How nice that an entire prison population is being temporarily shielded from the virus because an ex TV star is there. Our society; nothing fucked up here!

1500+ people have died from covid to date in Orange County (but they were all nobodies /s)...

Not that you need an excuse, but the fact that you lasted until Election Week is in itself an excuse.

Sounds about right. She’s lucky there was even an ICU bed for her mother to be in. Maybe she’ll finally get her head out of her ass, but I doubt it.

I quit at New Years, then during election week “my anxiety was too much” and I started eating a square of chocolate edibles every night. I don’t even have an excuse now, but I’m still eating a half square every night. I know it’s stupid and I should stop, but I’m also like “fuck this year”. I don’t get super high, but…

No. I don’t think this is her first attempt at sobriety, but these early accomplishments mean a lot. It’s a little like losing your first five pounds (or whatever) on a new diet/exercise regimen, which generates excitement and helps maintain momentum.

I looked at the pictures of “cube cakes” at the link. Is there any meaningful difference between a cube cake and a three-tiered presentation of petits fours (I know petit four refers to any bite-sized fancy cake-y thing, but those adorable micro layer cakes are what I always think of)? The cakes don’t actually try to…

Yeah, if you don’t need anything then what are you going to spend the gift card on?

Dear Fuck Up, thank you for putting this whiney asshole in their proper place. OMG People we don’t bother with ever ask us what we want for Christmas! They are trying to steal my gift idea! I am over reaching and over thinking and over emotionalizing an email I can respond to with “Gift cards, funny socks, spices” I…

Lol - they just negated their own claim that masks don’t work:

“And I trust that people using the app will be more likely to report themselves more than trusting them to *properly* wear a mask, which NO one does (which is why they really don’t work).”

the fact that you are only calling it “the app” instead of the name of the app you have the utmost confidence in, is more than enough evidence that you are a piece of shit moron that will do whatever it takes to not be inconvenienced by a small piece of fabric that is obviously an affront to everything you believe in.

But if everyone around me is running that app, I am guaranteed that I’ll know about it when that person tells the app. That is science for you.

I’m not trying to GET anywhere with you. Since you’ve invented the idea that “masks obviously don’t work,” it’s clear you’re waaaay too far gone. You’re the one asserting shit that hasn’t a shred of evidence to back it up. The rest of us are following the clearly proven science on masks.

an anti-mask dipshit like you

Maybe if you weren’t such a fucking moron , you would see that you’re trying to say that masks aren’t the only solution.

Seriously - right above us, a maskhole: “masks don’t work.” I’m in an essential field. PEOPLE AREN’T WEARING THEM - correctly, or in some cases at all. Plus they keep breaking their “bubbles” without quarantining. Jesus Christ, I wished it just killed stupid.

the current spikes, at least the hardest hit spikes right now are in places where masks haven’t been taken seriously to start with(their cases were low to start with, so their attitude were lax). Even in places where masks are common, take a look around and see what percentage of people are actually wearing their…

“you should actually read the study and see the what it analyzed”