They’ll be able to use your next $10 whenever you can afford to send it. :)

Cat germs are adorable. Bring ‘em on!

Can I be worried about both? Because that’s usually how I roll.

I get what you’re saying, but I haven’t lived with any of my family members for 20+ years, so I probably don’t have their germs. And I’ve never lived with those little disease carriers that are my nieces and nephews. /curmudgeon

SJP looks spectacular!

*bangs head against wall*

I agree. A week isn’t long enough. Birthday month, bitches!

Congratulations!

One of my cats doesn’t have a belly wattle. It’s so confusing.

Even Dubya’s ethics lawyer was on MSNBC a few days ago saying that if something like that happens you call the FBI.

I’ve lived in the Pacific Northwest most of my life and I do this, but only if the item was incredibly cheap/free. Real life example from this morning:

Union dues are so expensive, right?

I still miss Almost Live!

Allowing the workers to invest?! Disrupting is no fun if you aren’t screwing your employees contractors over.

Someday I’m going to spring for a VIP pass.

Shit, I live on Capitol Hill and I can only bring myself to attend the block party every 2-3 years. It’s always simultaneously fun and annoying.

Posting another comment because Kinja is being difficult. Check out Nicole Steinberg’s poetry. “Glass Actress” is her most recent.

I haven’t yet read Roxane Gay’s “Hunger,” which came out this week, but I loved her last book, a collection of short stories called “Difficult Women.”

I once had a therapist her mid-sixties who told me she thought she had to be married in order to get the dick. After her third divorce she finally realized that wasn’t true.

This article explains the verdict without getting technical.