"the two did not have sex", sex is sort of a prerequisite for rape (unless you're subscribing to some new age definition of rape). So right there, on top of her getting wasted is two. You would figure they took her to the hospital, because I don't think she was driving anywhere and there's no mention of an ambulance.

"If you are ever alone in a room with a drunk woman, you just committed rape."

She said no, but when you're wearing the new Beats by Dre Studio Wireless headphones with adaptive noise-cancelling technology, you hear what you want.

Fun fact: having several tattoos actually causes you to be involved in sexual assaults

Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

Aye. Smirnoff Ice is crap. Champagne is crap. I voted for the underdog.

I'm glad 12% of the population agrees with me. TOGETHER WE STAND.

SO hard to choose who I want to win. Like, I love weed and all, but guys. LSD. It's fuuuuuuuun!

Vote crack. Crack use has a positive correlation with mayorship of major metropolitan areas. Crack gets you ahead in life; weed leaves you on the couch.

Fellow Torontonians, you know what to do re: Illegal Drugs Regional.

So much for right-wingers who claim to support the "invisible hand of the free market". Seems that only applies when it works in the favor of their preferred lobbyists' industry...

You must be assuming there is a middle point between passive complacency and blind panic. I'm not sure there is such a beast.

I don't disagree that that's a concern, but I fail to see how that is relevant to this in any way. Many of our society's problems can be traced back to rising wealth inequality to some extent, but it is not the root of every single problem or issue that arises.

That was amazing. I think we're caught up in this idea that if we like a person, we have to like/defend every inch of their personhood. Chelsea is annoying, sometimes says stuff I don't agree with. But this was a thing of beauty.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

"but he's Guy Fieri, his buildings hair-gelled monsters of advanced spatial douchebaggery."