Regardless of how he truly felt, his greatest line about Hulk Hogan (when he was mad at him) was "kids, you can't get those vitamins at the store" in reference to how Hulk Hogan got his 22-inch "pythons" and his "say your prayers and take your vitamins" saying.

Aye. Smirnoff Ice is crap. Champagne is crap. I voted for the underdog.

I'm glad 12% of the population agrees with me. TOGETHER WE STAND.

SO hard to choose who I want to win. Like, I love weed and all, but guys. LSD. It's fuuuuuuuun!

Vote crack. Crack use has a positive correlation with mayorship of major metropolitan areas. Crack gets you ahead in life; weed leaves you on the couch.

Fellow Torontonians, you know what to do re: Illegal Drugs Regional.

So much for right-wingers who claim to support the "invisible hand of the free market". Seems that only applies when it works in the favor of their preferred lobbyists' industry...

That was amazing. I think we're caught up in this idea that if we like a person, we have to like/defend every inch of their personhood. Chelsea is annoying, sometimes says stuff I don't agree with. But this was a thing of beauty.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

i think you mean rimjob.

"The things we do for love...

Wears Chevy shirt, drives a Lambo. Yup, deserved it.

They only got about $2.95 worth of actual infrastructure, though.

...not all man holes are always covered

I'm really short, and if I don't do that the seatbelt cuts into my throat in a really uncomfortable way.