can we please just stop it with the fake viral "prank" videos already?

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/…

no thanks. i'm boycotting these games. partly because of the whole gay rights thing, but mostly because i just don't give a fuck about the olympics.

right, but who goes thru the effort of learning/practicing those things to commit a crime, except for someone trying to get money. apparently this kid.

i had assumed that he was well trained because he was connected and had someone to sell it to. so he learned to steal a lambo so he could what, drive up and impress this girl? take her out on a date? like the police aren't going to be all over a yellow lamborghini? how can someone be so smart and so resourceful,…

and calls himself fuckin Guy Fieri, and has a "fiery" hairdo. and is a complete caricature of a 50 year old man who never let go of his glory days. totally deserved it. i just wish he hadn't had insurance.

please, leave the children be.

can we please set a reminder to check in on Sochi in a few years? it'll be interesting to see how a small town in Russia decides to repurpose $51Billion worth of Olympic infrastructure.

sure, the food sucks but... "They have good salad and breadsticks!"

SCARY BLACK MAN!!!

his eyes look like squirrel pussies. lay off the weed, man!

coach trent fucked my boyfriend.

if i'm reading this correctly, more unemployment means more stuff stuck in butts. if we're to assume that there's causation here, then is it that they're too busy jamming household items up their asses to get jobs? or it it the opposite, that they're whiling away their free time with a new hobby? expanding their…

the best part is that none of his idiot friends saw the mistake, either. "awesome sign, bro! we're gonna be on tv!"

i'm thinking there are two possible reasons for this nonsense: a) the decision maker at espn is a devout christian, throwing timmy a bone, or 2) the decision maker at espn just wants the guaranteed viewership of all the devout christians around the country. there's really no other way this makes any sense. the clause…