She should be banned from public lands for life.

A ban isn’t good enough. She should get a few months behind bars at the very least.

Very hard thing to make fun of but you did it. Well done. *not sarcasm

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”

It puts moist to shame.

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

Ok, when i read this story i was all “JFC I can’t believe everyone is identifying themselves and using their names”

Ted Cruz - the man who shut down the government over Obamacare - calling yesterday’s filibuster “a political show” is truly rich.

I gave my dog vaccines. He grew up never even learning to talk. He poops outside in public. He refuses to wear pants. He can’t read or write.

I know nothing of you but what you have written and our background have little in common other than our skin color but if I were younger, I’d try very hard to connect with you based solely on your prose. You make me swoon. Please write more - about the weather, about that gross signature food at Reds games (some type…

TAKE ALL MY MONEY

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

Noticeably, no one is calling them thugs, questioning their marital or baby daddy status or asking if they are on welfare since they seemed have had time to waste waiting in the parking lot to wild out on one woman. Had they been Black, they would not have been treated so leniently and they know it judging from the…

I’m always intrigued by this particular look and don’t know what to call it. American chav? The scraped back hair, rectangular glasses, deliberate, yet bad, eyebrows. I see them and wonder what this is uniform for.

I’m holding out hope that the DA will whip these photos out for sentencing... nothing says “please throw the book at me” like a smug, shit-eating grin in your mugshot.

Of all the things to be gleeful about, assaulting a minimum wage worker (I presume) has got to be the dumbest shit I’ve seen all week.