Staten Island is not New York. She’s in New York Harbor, so she’s in New York.

All of the above spoken as if it mattered.

No. NOOO.
No.

The best part about this article about sperm donation is the Kinja advertisement that shows up right below it, talking about your best on-the-go stain remover. Oops.

Oh lady beetle, please. Just get older and a bit fatter. That *apparently* does the trick without chemicals. FML.
#OrganicDickSoftener

Here’s another couple of nice boobies for you...

Those yellow leggings! NOOOOOOOOOO.

People can be incredibly dense. My first and last name are both common nouns. Simple words. And yet, I often get asked how to spell them. It never ceases to amaze me, but I’m not snotty about it. I just spell it for them, because what are you going to do?

I can’t quite get over the fact that he scrambled out of there double-quick when the event happened, and now he actually attacks a private citizen for speaking her mind? And that the substance of the ad has nothing to do with her criticisms of him? The term Latte Liberal just makes me fume, as it’s just another crappy…

That is an excellent suggestion! Maybe we can keep them in really small cages and let the children have sticks to poke them with, too!

Oh, those people are so full of it. WAH, WAH, we don’t have our prisoners to gawk at anymore. STFU, ignoramuses.

Am I on drugs, or does this article make no sense whatsoever? I know about the damn dress, and I speak Sex in the City, but... what the what here?

Girl, this thing will curl your pubes!
Oh, wait...

I am so sorry about your ordeal tomorrow. Having been there myself, I understand. Hugs to you.

Rich, not only did this break my heart once, but it broke it twice. I hadn’t realized that you broke up with your previous boyfriend and no longer live with Winston and Rudy. I guess I just outed myself as a less-than-consistent reader of yours, but I well remember how much time you spent blogging about those two. I…

That just makes me want to go punch the legislature in the stomach. All of them.

Are you fucking kidding me? No, I meant to say...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

Here’s a woman being harassed at work, and she does what she is told to do, report the problem. The workplace actually does the right thing and acts on the complaint, in this case firing the harasser. So far, great story.

I mean, ultimately, I am working towards not needing an extender, but let’s be real, that is not going to happen before the next time I fly. So again, thanks for helping a sister out.

THANK YOU! That was a great tip! Just ordered it. I don’t fly a lot, but when I do, I’ll feel so much better to have this than just anxiously hope they have one.

Oh my god, do I feel this. Silent, shaming hate waves coming off of seatmates on planes is not fun. Once, I was on a plane and someone was asking for volunteers to change seats so that a mother and child could sit together. The window seat man in my row reluctantly changed, and ended up in a middle seat. I wanted to…