What a catastrophe!

Gibbs was fired only after a male student saw him photographing a nude female student.

Jesus Tap-dancing Christ, the damn world is turning into an episode of Law and Order: SVU with Elliot Gould. Why are people so very, very shitty?

Gibbs was fired only after a male student saw him photographing a nude female student.

Goddam, I do NOT miss going out and getting drunk on New Years.

Also weed.

The cure for a hangover is getting another drink down and scarfing fats and carbs before it really catches up with you. Don’t wait. Do it now!

But Randilyn, don’t you see, there are so many kinds of couches to choose from! Divan! Chesterfield! Bridgewater! Sectional! Mid-Century Modern! Futon! So. Many. Choices.

Race has very little to do with it. It’s about how far a person is from political power. Skin color serves as a proxy to quickly determine how far an individual is from it. It’s practically irrelevant what race the cops or those running the government are. It stays the same. Because it’s about power.

If these were Black Folks riding around on bikes doing this, then the police would sure as hell find a reason to arrest all of them, pulling out all the stops to do so. Its good to be white and even better to be a white cop cause you can do whatever you like in this country and never suffer any consequences.

That was basically how it happened. I was all set to go and then I thought, “Actually, I’d rather not risk getting hit by a drunk driver. The couch is safe.”

I just got ungreyed! Mark is my angel! Now I’m going to go be an angel for all the greys! ALL OF THEM.

This is pretty much me today. Netflix for the win!

I’m not the one who needs it. :P

Yay for a social. I was really bummed earlier today about spending NYE alone but this makes it better. So I’m drinking prosecco and baking a cake.

They’re completely crazy - unless they’re crazy like a fox. Maybe the idea was to get sued all along, shut down production, lie and claim you spent all the crowdfunding while secretly pocketing it?

Hi, I’m not Sarah McLachlan.

I’m having a dram of Glendronach 12 and I’m gonna have a steak and mashed potato dinner with me mum.

Whatcha drinking this New Years Eve, Jezzies? I found some Gonzo Porter, so I am happy. I am celebrating the evening with a sick Cindymoo, who infected me with her cough and sinus stuff. We are staying in so as not to cause a plague, and watching the Twilight Zone marathon. I look forward to it every year. They are…