Never underestimate arrogance that is reaffirmed by the court system.

If you rearrange the letters in Ethan Couch’s name you get...

You are supposed to click on hashtags!? I'm stuck on the mom level of the Internet.

They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.

I think some people reach such a level of handsomeness that they go all the way back around into undesirable.

Me too. It’s like, fuck it, might as well be a cokewhore. I really don’t believe in anything, but also don’t claim to know where I will go when I die. If there is an ever after, I hope I wasn’t a bad enough person to go anywhere terrible, and that I will see my family again. If not, then a dirt nap it will be and I’m…

The girl I nanny and I go to the mall to use their free play area on cold days.

No good deed shall go unpunished. Pope Hilarius (465)

Normally, I would be the first to make the joke of, “Lighten up, Francis.” But GOD I have an irrational hate for those “hoverboards.” (Yes, I know it’s irrational. I did say that.) Some deep dark part of me wants to yell at the users, “Get off that. You look like an idiot.”

My grandmother was a Catholic, but she recognized why the church couldn’t keep the younger generations from leaving when the could.