PLEASE A MOVIE OF THIS NOW THX

no it's ok, I'm not crying, my eyes are just leaking.

They don't. Single women are doomed to a life of unhappiness and poverty and will die young and alone, covered in spiderwebs because their cats are too aloof to kill the spiders, and their corpses won't even be found based on the smell because they'll be perfectly preserved thanks to all the booze single women drink…

Oh my god. So children really do need both a mother and a father, or else they'll grow up in a house full of spiders. Why didn't the GOP tell us? I would have turned straight immediately. I look forward to their forthcoming "if you are gay, SPIDERS!!1" campaign.

This is why it bothers me, as a vegetarian, when someone offers me a burger and then goes, "Oh right, I forgot, you can't eat this." It's like, no, I can eat that, I choose not to. Every meal is a choice. I don't like having food rules.

Oh, man. I want another kitten so bad. Mr L and I already have the name picked out for our next one. We already have two adult cats, and love them to death, but since I don't want to clean the litter boxes from THREE cats I know it means I can't get another kitten for a decade or so. *sigh*

Well I'm on board to make this that kind of thread for that cat person. I have been one myself for the past year.

I feel like kittens are mother nature's way of apologizing for cockroaches.

How does changing from a thong or g-string to another kind of underwear (or none, but I presume you are implying a change from thongs to briefs?) do anyone any good. In fact, I think a number of these feed into the stereotype that feminists are ugly or that you cannot be a feminist and also just be a sort of regular…

Are you playing with her until she's truly exhausted? It can take quite a bit to tire a cat out and stopping when they're just getting going is only going to exacerbate the problem.

A million points for " no cut out gluten/drink more smoothies." I HEARD that. I HEART that.

Drugs are my friends, so you'll get no "cut out gluten/drink more smoothies" talk from me. At your next appointment, at the beginning, when your GP says something like, "How are you," use that as an opening: "Actually, I've been feeling pretty down off and on for a few years and this year I haven't been able to shake…

It's like somone's stupid cousin at the Oreo factory bought the machine that squirts two different flavor/colors of filling at the same time, and so now they have to keep coming up with nasty ways to justify the purchase of the machine. Otherwise stupid cousin Dwayne will get canned, and no one wants to have to help hi…

My 30lb monster loves to flop down in front of people and purr and show his belly. I always warn people, don't do it, it's a trap... and everyone* always falls under the spell of the creamy white kitty belly, and then he tries to eviscerate an arm.

Remember when the Dixie Chicks were slammed for criticizing George W. Bush and a lot of country music radio stations stopped playing their music and people burned their CDs? At the time, my mom (who leans conservative) said something like, "You have the right to say whatever you want, but you don't have the right to…

Oh, yes. Cats' preference for yakking on rugs and carpets instead of the hard wood right next to them is truly a sign of their affection.

Aaaaaand I nominate "...only ate the vulva of her owner..." as the most disturbing thing I've read on the Internet.

Some of the crappier things America has taught me in the past few days—

Paula Deen = entitled to a media empire because she seems nice

Minorities and the poor = not entitled to protection under the law in areas where they have systematically been disenfranchised

Come on, norovirus!

I was just about to make the same comment. I only saw a handful of pictures because I got tired of the lag and ridiculously complex layout. Why does every artist on the internet have to do that with their website? If you took some great photos, just stick them up on a page and be done with it.