I sort of hope Biden is sworn in and immediately tells an aide, “Get Air Force One back here,” leaving Schmuck a L’Orange without a ride. 

Yes to Sloane’s husband. Him hooking up with that other woman was the most unrealistic part of the whole thing, IMO. He was such a cool character and the other woman—wasn’t.

Also, I kinda wanted Harper to realize she and Connor were truly perfect for each other (although Connor is just a bro, Harper is a dick) so Abby…

Makes me want to rewatch the Stephen Frears / Hanif Kureishi movies like My Beautiful Launderette and especially Sammy and Rosie Get Laid.

The real Eric Carmen, ladies, gents, and others:

Did anyone else catch Arsenio Hall in the “Tab’s Got Sass” spot? 

Dear lord. I’m back in high school watching Facts of Life.

Exhibit 2: Kellyanne is my age. When she first came on the scene, I legit thought she was ten years older and even then looked tired.

One of the permanent effects of that movie is that I can’t listen to that lovely soundtrack without starting to sweat and feel nauseous.

Normally, I would watch Lindsay Duncan do damn near anything, but this sounds gross.

I actually fell down a rabbit hole of looking at them online yesterday. The Made in USA ones talk about having an athletic-shoe insole, so I’m going to try to find those, though it’s not easy. The PF Flyers website is kind of sad in terms of what’s available. You have to be a women’s size 5.5 or 13 to have much…

Really? You promise? I’ve wanted a pair of PFFs for a long time, but since I only rarely wear my Chucks now (for reasons of foot happiness), I let that dream die since I thought they were basically the same. I will happily invest in a pair of Flyers post-pandemic so I can get my mojo back.

And married to Jamie Lee Curtis? I don’t think so. 

He was actually really interesting in “Hollywood.” At least in that and in TBITB he’s playing a character you’re not supposed to like. What was so grating about BBT is that no one called Sheldon on his horribleness.
Frankly, Jim Parsons, not Tom Hanks, would have been my choice for Mr. Rogers.

Please oh please write a memoir someday.

It would be a lot of fun to have 6'3 Elizabeth Debicki playing opposite 4'6 Tom Cruise. 

It needs to be a minimum of one thousand percent better than the Michelle Trachtenberg-Rosie O’Donnell movie to be even passable as an adaptation of the novel. 

Me, too. I think I had to get past some initial cringeyness but oh my goodness, it grows on you.

Weirdly, they went to the same high school, just years apart.

She was 97. It was COVID. If she’d had it three years ago, it would have been COVID. Jesus.

Apparently, the orange pile of guano is threatening to send the thugs to Chicago next. Now where’s my bike helmet?