There was one place that had haystacks on the menu in Fargo ages ago. It was embarrassing to order, but once it was in front of you, everyone else was envious.

Somewhere in the trailer, I noticed that her lips can’t form an F sound because they’re so tight. WTF? 

What is your address and what should I bring? That sounds amazing. 

They’d better bring her back for a holiday episode. I really want to see a cake that’s Prue the Dog dressed as Santa.

Thank you! If I remember correctly, in past shows, anything that hit the floor got tossed, which is why some technicals had fewer pieces than required and got dinged for it.

Our neighbor’s chihuahua mix, who looked like a canister vacuum he was so fat, ate an entire one of those novelty half-pound Hershey Kisses—all of it. He survived okay, but he shat tinsel for days.

Oh Mississippi. Dum Dums are fine, but they’re what yo get for free at the bank drive-up window along with an off-brand Milk Bone if you have a dog. Dum Dums are the free off-brand Milk Bones of the candy world. There’s nothing wrong with them, but do you really seek them out over every other option?

When I was a kid, there was an Aero bar equivalent called Chocolite. It lasted about five minutes, but I dreamed about it until I found Aero bars in the “imports” section at my grocery store. Why yes, I enjoy paying for mostly air. But it’s DAMNED DELICIOUS air.

I would like to shake your hand. Sprees are excellent—even as more than two or three give your tongue an acid burn.

I wish there was a version of Chopped where competitors just came up with the ideas for the weird baskets and then real chefs executed them. In the very early days of Food Network (mid-90s?), there was a show called Ready, Set, Cook! (Sissy Biggers!), and I think I would have aced that one—as the person from the…

From your lips to Mike White’s ears. I kind of hate it that we know for sure it’s not Shane. 

Serious question that may be real evidence: How many gay men beat off to girl-on-girl porn, which is (I’m pretty sure) what Quinn was watching on the beach?

He’s Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. There’s pure poetry in Paulette from Legally Blonde making out with Uncle Rico.

Curious, why Paula? I hadn’t thought of that possibility.

Right? What’s up with her uncle for never bringing her into the city?

You are the smartest person I’ve encountered today. That would be amazing. 

You are correct. 

The actors who play Lily and Ola are not mentioned. I definitely want to see that storyline play out.

While checking IMDB just now, I just realized that one of Jackson’s moms is also Rebecca on Ted Lasso, which now explains why I kept thinking she looked familiar in Ted Lasso.

I’ve been to Seoul twice for work, and there seems to be a Starbucks or local coffee chain every third storefront. That said, it tastes like...nothing? A latte or cappuccino tasted mostly like milk, and the black coffee was less robust than the barley tea next to it. One day, my Korean colleague took orders for a…

Nice! I love it when the injured party gets happier while the perpetrator gets more and more miserable.