Cameron Dallas, 4/10: “pulled a ‘Do you know who I am?!’”

What’s with republicans and tweeting from the bathroom?

Quark? Start saving now for the orthodontia.

Even cartoon Velma is hotter than Daphne in my lesbophile opinion. “Plain or less beautiful” is definitely in the eye of the beholder.

It’s like they changed the n-word to “The Enword” and now everything should be fine. They’ve been using “antebellum” for fourteen years, and this is the first time they’ve figured out it’s racist? Nah. 

My great-grandfather was one of four brothers who were persecuted in Lithuania for being Jews. Two emigrated to the US and two to South Africa. By the time I met any of the South African cousins (children and grandchildren of the original brothers), they had assimilated enough to be as racist as any Boer. With no…

Her dress looks like it was third runner up in a contest to make something wearable with only materials from an office supply closet.

I went to Illinois Girls’ State in the mid-’80s. It, too, was on a tiny college campus and hotter than hell. Things I remember:

It’s kind of hilarious that the people who brought you Freedom Fries chose a French word for their platform’s name.

Me, too. In the old days, I was a starred commenter and at least twice had “commend of the day” (‘member that?). With the switch to Kinja, I lost my login and had to start over from scratch. It’s been weird ever since. 

Meanwhile in 13 year-old girl land, why did she have so many alte kakers at her Zoom bat mitzvah? Were there any actual middle-schoolers present?

Meanwhile, in rural Georgia . . .

The people working the drive-thru get violent, insulting behavior, too, but at minimum wage with a hell of a lot fewer benefits and no protective gear. The day I hear a cop subjected to the idea that the customer is always right is the day I’ll weep with Stacy up there.

(Holy shit. I wrote “Stacy” as a joke, but…

Literally all of our public places suitable for shooting a TV show are filled with Chicago Fire/Med/PD crews all the time. My corner diner was an Afghan restaurant in one episode, and my dentist’s building lobby was the scene of a dramatic rescue. There simply isn’t room for the housewives. 

I had one that was the tubular metal frame seen in some of these pics, but it had foam rubber wrapped in vinyl covering the whole thing. I fit in it until I was about three, and I remember hating it—especially in our unairconditioned car in July.

Oh, and the best part? It was placed in the middle of the front bench…

Percy’s relationship with his mom is (if I recall--read them when they first came out) a huge part of the books and really well done.

Yep. It’s also hilariously obvious that Rudy didn’t spring for veneers on the bottom.

The best version of “The Lottery” IMO. It’s about 20 minutes out of your life. Made by that titan of cinema, Encyclopedia Brittanica. It’s chilling.

Yeah but with that icky “everyone who hates me is just jealous” veneer.

Thank you!