Well, the engineers who designed the new Apple store on the river didn’t.

Had a friend who thought she was happy in her marriage and just didn’t like sex much. Then after she was widowed, she met a woman she was attracted to and it changed everything for her. I think the social pressure to be straight (especially for women of a certain age) is so strong that as long as it’s not terrible,…

https://nypost.com/2016/07/21/male-escorts-are-making-crazy-money-at-the-rnc/
Not surprising. Cowards transgress away from home. The courageous like what they like and don’t need anonymity or the preservation of superiority one can generate by paying for it.

Dlisted’s reconceptualization of the Mr. Rogers movie is totally on target. Actually, it needs to be a miniseries with full episodes of Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood reshot with Tom Hanks. Jack McBrayer as Mr. McFeely, Anna Kendrick(?) as Lady Aberlin (who was also in Dogma, fwiw).

Right? Those paperback covers were also the best of 1970s graphic design.

I was having this conversation with my wife the other day. Even academic sex researchers and professional doms think about taxes and Netflix and brunch sometimes, but the Talibangelicals (thanks, Polar Bears!) CANNOT GET THEIR BRAINS OUT OF PEOPLE’S PANTS! It must really be exhausting to want to monitor every vagina…

My condolences.

I grew up in Joliet, dude. I feel you.

I like Homer Glen West because it’s two real names that wouldn’t read that way at all. And they could call him/her Homey.

Don’t forget Schmuck-a-l’Orange Wannabe Syndrome.

Poor Gary . . .

Yeah, her followers really don’t sound like a great fit for the lodge anyway. They’re probably mostly vegans.

Right? My thought when I heard about the show was “Oh! Tracee Ellis Ross and that guy from Barbershop! This should be good!”

Looking forward to what the AMA has to say about this.

Right? If I were a health professional, could I deny service to JimBob Duggar because he offends my Humanism on every level? Or a guy with a swastika tattoo? (I think that may be a Gray’s Anatomy plot line, actually.)

Nestle sucks so hard as a corporate citizen, so I’ve been boycotting. As soon as this deal goes through, you will find me in a Baby Ruth coma.

Daphne Merkin has been doing “cool girl” since before most Jezzies were born. She had some essay in the NYT or New Yorker like a decade ago that was equally tone deaf and trying too hard. It’s tired.

I saw Ken and Em in a hotel lobby once (1991?). They were bickering. He was a diva, and I was worried that she might die of eye rolling. He’s good at what he does, but she’s a goddess.

Slightly OT, but since you remember Hoda as a serious news person:

Did she initially pronounce her last name differently? I remember her being Hoda KOB (with a long O), and then sometime around her arrival at Today, she became KOT-BEE. Or am I totally hallucinating?

Actually, I kind of hope there’s a fair and thorough examination of voter fraud because it’s likely to reveal that Democratic votes were suppressed and Jones would have won by an even larger margin.