I read that Matt Smith hinted that Philip will be played by someone very handsome.

I’ve been here since the beginning and used to be a starred commenter (star given by Dodai). Kinja is cruel.

That said, congratulations and welcome Koa!

Diane Sawyer looks positively kittenish. And Natasha Lyonne looks . . . melted? Didn’t even recognize her.

Guessing?

I liked it. It takes a while to get back into the sitcom rhythm, but it doesn’t shy away from issues and it’s funny. Also, Rita Moreno, so what else do you need to know?

I’m on a metric ton of cold medicine, so first I had to get past “Sarah Paulson is Dutch?”

I hope she has it put on a chain and wears it around her neck. A lot.

My kid’s BFF is the child of a major TV producer / director. She’s a kindergarten teacher.

Junior’s psychology seems pretty fragile. If the investigators play it right, he’ll sob out everything from where the bodies are buried to that time when he was nine and used his dad’s putter as a lightsaber.

The other thing that’s striking is that this is one of Jerry’s ex-wives. Clearly, Bette was his type.

God yes. My daughter went to high school with kids who were couch-surfing because their parents were homeless and also with, literally, Michael Jordan’s kids.

Any bets on how long it takes before he blames his behavior on mercury poisoning?

Good god, that thing looks like Ted Cruz’s marginally less whackadoodle younger brother.

Genuinely curious. How come? Some of the songs don’t represent the greatest writing, but I’d listen to that voice sing my Applecare agreement.

The whole company is named after a character in a novel with “Dick” in the title! [Jesus swoon]

What’s your favorite? I’m always a little abashed to order a burrito in a real Mexican restaurant, so where to go to get a Chipotle-style-but-better burrito?

For tacos, I go to La Pasadita a couple of times a year (when my kid was in HS, I passed it almost daily; since she graduated, I have to make an effort), and…

And have we given up entirely on the difference between “number” and “amount”?

Double points to Gryffindor if this is who she’s named after: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_Paul

Thank you for these. They’re like a balm on an itchy, festering, infected, won’t-heal-until-he’s-indicted burn.

To paraphrase a guy in the HuffPo comments section, “I’ve been very very gay. I’ve been very very drunk. Neither has ever resulted in me making a move on a 14 year-old.”