and spelling is spelling...

Awful. You know nothing.

Yay for me. I feel very special.

Shaved head. Lots of tats. But he wanted a mullet, I could tell.

Maybe they don’t realize that it’s a beautiful car?

This may be old news, but go to www.jebbush.com

The other day I was on my front porch and a pristine 1985 Monte Carlo SS drove by. That is a beautiful car. I watched it all the way around the corner. Then the driver stopped, backed up, rolled down his window and yelled, “The fuck you lookin’ at?”

I think her next step is to revive Radio Shack. Go Carly!

Does she meet Kanye on the other side?

I shudder at what kind of hat that guy was buying. What if it was a Fedora? Or even worse, a porkpie? Or what if he was at a Kangul discount hat store and he was going to wear it backwards? Fuck that guy and his stupid discount hats.

The New Pornographers just released a great album.

I’m waiting for Bourne Free.

It’s great to hear from people like you who have all of the information pertaining to the case. Your findings are absolutely used in my determination that you should go fuck yourself.

I’ve told this before but here I go again:

“I want you to suck my cock for me.”

Goose Island makes a really good root beer. But that’s not what I want to talk about.

Good. They fired me and kept my last paycheck by accusing me of stealing and rigging a private lie-detector test. It was give them my last check or they’d call the cops. It worked.

I hope you’re right.

That kid in the purple has a Donal Trump haircut. Dear God.

Mike Huckabee’s God is an angry, spiteful God. I hope that God strikes him down for this crime against humanity.