I want a car that will make me giggle like that.

Because my brother-in-law’s company donated a substantial amount to the Ohio State University Hospital, I got to play in a foursome at Muirfield Village (a Nicklaus designed course where The Memorial tournament is held).

That’s how they express displeasure with their dinner service when they come to Ft. Lauderdale. And by “they” I mean French Canadians.

I saw Black Sabbath at Cal Jam. I was 12, separated from my older brother, hot, tired, thirsty, and about 2 miles from the stage. A truly miserable experience for me.

Allow me to recap:

They are both terrible songs.

My pick: The Steve Bartman incident.

So it just really needs to be a crap song to qualify for song of the summer?

I strive to be black.

I think the businesses that are going to hide behind this law should be required to post huge signs stating who won't be served. That will give me a chance to exercise my right not to patronize a bigot-owned business.

Like, they should have taken Taft to Hollywood? and then got on the 101 south? And then Santa Monica Boulevard back up North Western to Franklin? They totally wouldn't have wiped out going that way.

Awesome. Just awesome.

May I suggest you find something - anything - else to be outraged by? Because this is nothing. You want to stop the shredding, stop buying panties you know won't fit.

White is an ethnic word

Ew. He has a mom for fucking.

Anger management?

You shouldn't have to be paid to be a nice person.

Miller Lite - For every day working in the yard type beer.

I hate your voice.

What else should you do with a whore?