You know what they say: "Big hands, big, uh, gloves."

Yakkety Sax makes everything better.

Good thing he's not in the NFL. They might suspend him for two or three games.

I had asked in an earlier post about the difference between the Focus ST and the Fiesta ST and got this answer by Spencer Williams. His description of the Fiesta is great:

How does this compare to the Focus ST? Anyone driven both?

PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!!

Was that Ms Trunchbull behind her?

Is there a stipulation that he has to win at least one playoff game?

When I was young and stupid, I had a habit of getting tickets and then just ignoring them. When you get three or four bench warrants against you, they throw you in jail for a few weeks. I spent my time in Orange County, CA. I smoked aspirin with a Crip because he said it tasted like crack. I was never beat up or even…

This is the stupidest response to a legitimate comment that I have ever read. Fuck you.

That used to be my nick-name in college. Yes, sir, they called me Stevie No Reason.

"Longer than you think, Dad. Longer than you think."

That is a st4p7d sh7rt.

That's a good trick for a bar bet. If you were in a bar that served bagels. And the bagels weren't pre-sliced and toasted. Fuck it. I'll have another bourbon rocks.

While I was in New York, I ate at a raw vegan restaurant. I invited some atheists and Yankee fans so I could get a month's worth of smug all at once.

Dear Penthouse Forum,

It's a CATastrophe.

"First of all, I think that's kind of below the belt. That's something that should be private," she said...

I DON'T CARE MORE THAN YOU!!!

It is if it is a DUNK contest and not an NBA game. I bet you were PISSED at the Home Run Derby pitching machine.