That album, Fizzy, Fuzzy, Big, and Bouncy is one of the best albums of the 90's. Fact.

You're not the only one. I accidentally ran over a vagina in my car last weekend. We tried to save it, but it was too far gone. The owner was devastated. I felt terrible about it.

I am the Ted Bundy of watching movies alone.

You know 95% of all men would just rub that Warhead all over his cock and balls.

That'll look nice sitting next to my Ford Head-On Collision

This is beautiful. The spelling was correct, the profanity was dispersed nicely, and he made his point very clear.

OMG! A list on Deadspin that I pretty much agree with. I am astonished.

"reputation, standing in the community, shame, mortification, hurt feelings, embarrassment, and humiliation."

NO!!! THIS LIST IS ALL WRONG!!! YOU IDIOT!!!

I'll bet those crabs on Christmas Island are also poisonous and aggressive. Because Australia won't have regular crabs.

This list is actually backwards.

Yakkity Sax makes everything better.

I like this new feature where you click on a story, an ad starts but doesn't load and then you only get to see the bottom third of the video. That's a neat feature. Thanks, Kinja!

Let's take the Grand Canyon away from them, too. Maybe give it to Nevada.

The fact that Illinois didn't have Wilco proves that this is bullshit.

That last picture is creepy. Looks like:

and one of them appears to be a child. Sick bastards!

As usual, you got the feet all wrong from stockphoto. Up, up, up, up, up, up? That's not a threesome, that's a slumber party.

Thanks for that.