I love U2 - always have, always will. I get that that isn’t the point of your article, but that is the point of my comment. Carry on.

You initially wrote “So a team tried all they could to keep a player and they’re all of a sudden low class?”

Who knew that Lance Stephenson was the glue that kept this team together.

It’s probably safe to assume they called him “Kevin” by accident at least once.

“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

It’s so incredible that drafting David Robinson basically set the tone and established the culture of sacrifice and winning for 3 decades. Probably the most valuable (long-term) pick to have ever been made by any franchise in the history of the league.

Outside of wanting to see the clips win because they'd be more competitive against Golden State, I wasn't rooting for either team. But I can't remember hating a seven-game series as much as I did this one. It featured so much awful basketball

Get a bench outside of Jamal Crawford.

Step 1: Get rid of Austin Rivers

Imagine if Michael Jordan was still on the Bulls with D-Rose!

Ugh I just don’t want to think about MRAs whining about teenage girls. Leave kids alone you creeps.

I just tracked down the four people from these tweets and stabbed them in the eyes. #soworthit #yourewelcome

ftfy

What is called then when I constantly post about how many Netflix marathons I managed to squeeze in during the weekend while also not showering/removing my sweatpants? Anti-bragging? Non-boasting? Or as I call it, “living the fucking dream, baby!!!”

Compelling, nuanced argument.

I’m a lawyer, and at the time of this incident was practicing in several fairly small and rural Southern counties. I’d been out of law school for 2 or 3 years, long enough to be tired of the crap I would fairly regularly get from some older male lawyers. I had a trial in the neighboring county, and my opposing counsel…

For some burns, context is everything.

My grandmother was the most polite person I’ve ever known. Not necessarily the ‘nicest’, but in the tradition of fine scottish-descended, church-going, tee-totalling canadians, I don’t think I ever heard her say anything harsher than a quiet ‘tut-tut’ in her whole life. She was…

I’ve told this story before, but here it goes again.

Many years ago, as I stood in line at the (University) gym to be issued gym clothes, a student in front of me told the attendant he needed a “medium jock strap with a large cup.” The attendant immediately came back with “Why? Are you trying to leave room for your hand?”

Dear Mindy,