Did you see the stats that Dame put up against Beverley in last year’s 1st round playoffs?

They can’t not stop thinking about. If Head Cheerleader Cindy had fucked them all those years ago, then everything would’ve been all right!

“I am so bored of being mistaken for a model” isn’t even a humblebrag. There’s nothing humble about being bored.

Were they rated in the top 2 in both offensive and defensive efficiency, as well as 10+ in point differential?

Unlike phones, laptops are more function than fashion.

Few things are more boring than having to listen to an American's travel stories.

Oh damn, you went there!

I thought it was hilarious watching J-Smoove brick FT after FT, especially given his propensity to brick 3pt-ers as well.

LOL

I bet they watch hockey too, that civilized game that sanctions brutal fistfights as a way of self-policing (kind of like prison).

But without slowing down and uglifying the game, how else are slower and less athletic White guys going to compete? If CBB is going to be even more dominated by Black players, then it defeats the purpose of watching CBB, at least for the whole “Nobody plays defense in the NBA and it’s full of thugs!” crowd.

Ah, I seem to have misunderstood your initial post. I thought you were saying that unless there was a significant White character, then this movie shouldn't get made.

I would frag a coach who (1) proudly stated that he doesn’t believe in analytics, which basically makes him the NBA equivalent of a Holocaust denier, (2) thought that a just-returning-from-devastating-injury Kobe Bryant being the highest usage player at his ripe old age was a great strategy, and (2) berated his…

I know, but people might hate it because they associate it with Southern backwardsness.

Why is it that an all-Asian animated Mulan can be a hit but not a live-action one?

LOL, what a travesty that would be: Amadeus —> Adam Sandler.

How dare you accuse Disney of such racist practices!

England's attitude toward soccer is a lot like what Canada's attitude towards hockey used to be. Canada used to have this super smug attitude because it claimed that it had invented hockey and "owned" the game. Canadians (like Don Cherry) used to sneer at the level of skill of European players because being talented…

Isn’t it kind of pointless to hate Duke now since they’re full of one-and-doners on a regular basis? So what are you left with? Hating them because Coach K is ugly or because it’s a Southern school?

Who wants to bet that these Sad Puppies are the same group of guys who used to shout down any complaints from women and minorities about representation with clever rejoinders of "Race/gender shouldn't matter!" or "It's just a movie/book/show!"?