Did you see the stats that Dame put up against Beverley in last year’s 1st round playoffs?

They can’t not stop thinking about. If Head Cheerleader Cindy had fucked them all those years ago, then everything would’ve been all right!

“I am so bored of being mistaken for a model” isn’t even a humblebrag. There’s nothing humble about being bored.

Were they rated in the top 2 in both offensive and defensive efficiency, as well as 10+ in point differential?

Oh damn, you went there!

I thought it was hilarious watching J-Smoove brick FT after FT, especially given his propensity to brick 3pt-ers as well.

I bet they watch hockey too, that civilized game that sanctions brutal fistfights as a way of self-policing (kind of like prison).

But without slowing down and uglifying the game, how else are slower and less athletic White guys going to compete? If CBB is going to be even more dominated by Black players, then it defeats the purpose of watching CBB, at least for the whole “Nobody plays defense in the NBA and it’s full of thugs!” crowd.

I would frag a coach who (1) proudly stated that he doesn’t believe in analytics, which basically makes him the NBA equivalent of a Holocaust denier, (2) thought that a just-returning-from-devastating-injury Kobe Bryant being the highest usage player at his ripe old age was a great strategy, and (2) berated his…

I know, but people might hate it because they associate it with Southern backwardsness.

England's attitude toward soccer is a lot like what Canada's attitude towards hockey used to be. Canada used to have this super smug attitude because it claimed that it had invented hockey and "owned" the game. Canadians (like Don Cherry) used to sneer at the level of skill of European players because being talented…

Isn’t it kind of pointless to hate Duke now since they’re full of one-and-doners on a regular basis? So what are you left with? Hating them because Coach K is ugly or because it’s a Southern school?

I can see how the "white" can be light blue. I still can't see how that gold is anything close to black.

It's a difference of degree and scale. Girls and women face way more pressure to conform to a very harsh standard of acceptable appearance. With guys, there's much more leeway, though obviously, if you're a 5'3" fat guy, you're going to get heavily discriminated.

"Fucking Western Jewish ballbreakers! This is why I'm going to deny you my wonderful penis and instead give it to ASIAN women! They know how to be properly grateful!" - Angry White Gamergater (aka Journalism Ethics-er)

Except for an eloquent few, sports writers/journalists are the worst. They seem to combine the worst aspects of jocks and reporters. They're as obnoxious and entitled as jocks, but without the awe-inspiring physical talent. And they're like nosy and intrusive reporters, but without any high-minded goals.

MRAs suddenly care about abortion of female fetuses in China if they think it'll help them be "White Knights" to Asian women who know how to be women unlike those FAT FEMINIST WESTERN COWS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY GROVEL AT MY FEET OMG I HATE YOU KATIE WHY DID YOU NOT ACCEPT MY PROM INVITATION???!?!!!!!!?!

Lol, they'd probably think you were either a simpleton or insane if you smiled for no reason.

It's a power trip thing.

Even if Anthony Bourdain did do that, it'd probably be of him with a really messy-looking bowl of pho or of him eating Spanish ham with his hands. In other words, NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR KINFOLK!!!