Nope. "Tolerance" means standing up for beliefs that have been historically marginalized.

That's why I used Hakeem as a comparison. Granted, the the first of the Rockets' 2 championships was in '94 was when Jordan "retired," but still, the Dream was the only NBA superstar (not on the Bulls) who won a championship while MJ was in his prime.

But Karl Malone never won a championship. At least Cristiano Ronaldo's won a CL title, along with several league titles.

Watch out! This is actually Robin Thicke in disguise.

Pshaw! Terry Crews... What a mangina! Obviously not a manly man like me.

By that logic, LeBron James should have 5+ titles by now since he's been playing in the putrid Eastern Conference as well.

Oh god no. I think Hakeem is a stand-up guy. Didn't mean to imply that he was a douchebag.

Lionel Messi: Michael Jordan :: Cristiano Ronaldo: Hakeem Olajuwon

Key takeaways...

I think it's fine to have some general ideas of what you want for a day as important as your wedding. I daydream about far less important things, such as what I would do if I ever travelled to Eastern Europe. I don't plan out an imaginary detail-filled itinerary, though.

I love the idea of these little punks thinking they're so tough because they use words like "c*nt" and "gang rape," but when their mad-as-hell mommies come storming through the door, they probably fall on their knees and offer their asses on a plate.

Racist Fanboy: "OMG, why is there a BLACK guy in the trailer? This is such PC bullshit! J.J. is just catering to the SJW crowd!"

In Richard Cohen's imagination, back in his days of wine and roses when men were Real Men, there was no need for rape because the rugged whiskeyness, John Wayneness, and Hemingwayness of Cohen & Co. meant that women were just begging for their D that the Real Men had absolutely no need to use violence to get sex.

White guy kills Black kid, and White people are the real victims. Poor White people.

You can almost hear Lillard uttering, "What in the ever-loving fuck?"

This team has almost no objective motivation to play defense, which would translate to more wins since this team has proven it can score.

Inside the mind of an evolution-denying sports fan:

"Black protagonists don't sell!"

"What are the Knicks doing?" — Every New Yorker since the new millennium came around

If the Lakers were an Eastern Conference team, they'd probably be playoff contenders. The West, in addition to the Lakers' brutal opening schedule, has made them look a lot worse than they really are. Not saying that the Lakers are a good team by any means, but they've still got Bryant and some quality players like…