Well I mean if they have nothing better to do than put Felicity Huffman and Aunt Becky in prison for non-violent crimes, it’s time to ask whether those resources could be put to better use.

Anyone who wants to become a federal prosecutor or federal judge should have to spend a month in federal prison to see what they are subjecting people to. Anyone who still wants the job after that should be eliminated from consideration.

Is there any chance this is coming to console?

- The AV Club

Robert Picardo is too pure for this world.

There’s a scene in Saving Mr. Banks where Walt is outside the theater on the studio lot after seeing an early cut of Mary Poppins. I actually saw Saving Mr. Banks in that same theater back when I worked for the Mouse.

I want my Uncharted movie dammit

That might actually work better as a high-budget (mini)series.

This goes a long way toward explaining why the racial and sexual slurs I’m used to hearing are replaced with shouts of “Don’t Touch My Medicare!” before I get fragged.

Let’s hope it doesn’t. I would love to have to explain to my grandkids what a ‘Border Patrol’ was and why some bedwetting authoritarians thought we needed one.

I tend to agree and am secretly disdainful of people who keep non-domesticated pets like fish, reptiles, and many birds. And zoos at least make an effort to care for both the physical and emotional wellbeing of their animals, even when their resources are limited.

I gotta leave something for the newsletter.

One dog-park defender queried, “Where’s the democratic process?… Why is the 1 percent deciding for the 99 percent?”

It’s always worth a reminder that the TSA is not out here making rational threat assessments. They execute policy written to maximize CYA without regard to trivialities like constitutional rights.

The wonderful thing about art is that the artist’s intent is both unknowable and irrelevant. Bring to a piece what you have, and take from it what you will.

I am second to none in my love for King of the Hill, but I think we have enough. I really don’t need to see Hank get obsessed with eSports or Peggy end up in ICE detention for speaking Spanish.

I just started using Bear, and I like it so far. Multiple notebooks, formatting and category tags, multiple export/backup options, and best of all no need to sign up for an account.

Fact: a rolled-up Hillary 2016 bumper sticker makes the perfect straw for snorting lines of weed.

Clearly those people are asking Trump to cut out all the bullshit starting in 2020.

My only complaint about this episode is that he focused on chicken parmesan rather than eggplant parmesan