Not sure who’s worse: you for making that comment or me for laughing at it.

Hey man that’s just life here in Universe B. A demented mattress salesman from Queens is the president, they cancelled Firefly after 11 episodes, and people think facial hair is a good idea.

Deep Space Nine by a light year. Great space battles. Star Trek’s first real experiment with heavy serialization went really well. Damar and Nog of all people got the most compelling character arcs. “Faith, Treachery, and the Great River” is one of the best goofburger episodes of any Trek show.

I don’t know, the Big Bad in that season was such a cartoonish clown that it was hard to take it all seriously.

Man this show just keeps moving forward despite lacking some of the critical elements that originally gave it life. I wish there was some kind of snappy metaphor to characterize this situation.

I’ve come to the conclusion that the Angel vs Spike conundrum cannot be answered rationally. Both of them have, in their turn, been creepy, violent, and generally shitty to Buffy, even when they had souls. Neither of them is a healthy relationship choice.

This is what you get when you ask the monkey’s paw to make you look like a movie star.

This is the second time in as many days that I have had occasion to reference the movie Big Trouble, but could not find the internet resources to do so. It’s almost like I’m the only one who saw that movie.

Here’s hoping Stephen Fry returns to voice The Guide.

All this means is that meth-gators don’t exist in Tennessee. Florida on the other hand...

This is that movie where James Spader plays the creepy sex pervert, right?

[obvious joke]

I tried to find a pic of Stanley Tucci from Big Trouble to go with that quote but I use DuckDuckGo with SafeSearch off so I instantly regretted it.

No one cared who he was before he put on the mask.

Even if we’re limiting ourselves to MCU Stark, he combines the Silicon Valley tech disrupter swagger with being an extremely establishment dude. Neither of those characteristics voted for Trump.

What’s this about Gabbo?

- The AV Club

According to IMDb Arleen Sorkin is alive and well, raising the question of why Cuoco was cast in the first place.

This is the quality you get when you pay $0.04 for your dialogue on Mechanical Turk.