Anthony Atamanuik is the Trump we need, but Alec Baldwin is the Trump we deserve.

Credit where it’s due though: There are plenty of guys on Twitter who say they’re going to saw a woman in half, but magicians are out here doing something about it.

When I worked at Mattel my desk was a tasteful minimalist oasis compared to the mountains of crap other people had collected over the years. Most of the stuff I received as thank-yous from higher ups and brand managers was collectors stuff that ended up supplementing my income via eBay.

Sorry things ended so badly for you two, Billy Bob. But it’s not really becoming of a grown man to post multiple comments online insulting his ex-wife.

Only because no one looks back fondly on the ‘70s.

If we’re gonna do Space Jam 2, I would really like to base it on Trevor Noah’s pitch:

Where the fuck is my Hank Pym/Janet Van Dyne poster?

I saw Regina at the El Rey in LA for the first show of her Remember Us to Life tour. She hadn’t toured in three years, and while her new songs were fresh in her mind, she couldn’t remember how any of the old ones went. Fortunately there were a lot of piano nerds in the audience who helpfully supplied the proper keys…

Is that clear though? How do you tease out the terrible decisions made by studio suits from the terrible decisions made by Snyder?

I took a flyer on the blu-ray and had no cause to regret it. I will second the regret of not seeing it in the theater.

“It’s a combination of feelings. I feel bad for the children. I feel bad for him. I blame, I guess, the parents, who would allow their children to sleep with him.”

What’s the status of the Lone Ranger sequel?

That’s because you’re doing it wrong. The power comes from your legs.

In your ironic beard, obvs.

This contest is over. Give that man the $10,000.

Skimming scams are everywhere

Anyone who still thinks of America’s presence in Afghanistan as a heroic affair will be swiftly disabused of that notion.

Still not worth signing up for Spotify.

Radio station?

Unless you’ve never had a Facebook account and given a phone number to a friend, you’re likely still vulnerable