Screw it, if he leaves I'm gonna bang his Mom, too.

@Madeira: Agreed, but I'll worry about that when it happens, not before.

@Madeira: You really don't need to tell me about the heartbreak of being a Cleveland sports fan. I just think that to this point he has handled the situation fairly well.

@Dopey Jauron: Try really hard to understand the difference between making arrangements with ESPN behind the scenes to produce a show and making public statements through ESPN.

@OchentaYcinco: I agree the special is overkill. That, however, is the one single thing he has done wrong in this situation. And he wouldn't be doing it if people weren't going to watch. For Christ's sake, the guy is an entertainer and everyone is killing him for...being entertaining.

I'm in the minority here, but what has LeBron actually done wrong? Taken an entire week to make the biggest decision of his career? He hasn't said a thing to the media, nor has anyone in his entourage. That's more than you can say for any of the teams involved, and Wade and Bosh didn't shut up for a second while…

@cookiehead1: Okay there, Carrie Nation.

Here's to you, wild man. You always took life on your own terms.

Wait, he marched in the Pride Parade five months after his death? All fear the gay zombies!

@Bluenatic: Was just going to note that they are running reallllly late.

Brett Favre's goodbye was a little faster than this one.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: [www.democraticunderground.com]

Isn't taking naked pictures of underage women something of a Phish tradition?

Windhorst is the one looking best in this situation. Damn shame that after LeBron leaves no one will ever read him again.

I'm on Team Shark.

@A Duck With a Lisp: I have some stills of me taken when the Browns left.

@UkraineNotWeak: C'mon, now, Frau Hitler was only one of 20,000 he had. Wilt barely even remembers being in Munich.

Makes me long for the Gary Sheffield era.