The kind of anger that can only come from an illiterate, syphillis-ridden hillbilly. You know, a Baltimorean.
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@SynicVance2.0: So this is the part where the losers who spent their lives bitching that no one in the States watches soccer switch to bitching about the ignorance of all the new fans?
@Juancho: Tell him to keep up the good work.
@Juancho: Good luck to your people!
@Juancho: Good luck to your people!
Ah, The Nation. They still hand out that "Santa Claus is a capitalist tool, and doesn't really exist anyway" coloring book at area schools around Christmas?
@Moobs: You just went from "all cleveland fans are bandwagoners" to "some of the Cavs fans will jump ship if LeBron does". Spin any faster and you'll develop your own magnetic field.
@Moobs: Cleveland, 41st largest city in the country, manages to support three major league sports teams. This even though they haven't won a title in anything since the 1950's and with the local economy being in the toilet. Do I have to specifically point out what a shithead you are for calling them bandwagon fans…
Ah yes, another bunch the French couldn't beat.
Ben later claimed that the traffic cone was asking to be run over by wearing that provocative orange color.
No, no, no, you don't actually blow on it...
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@Shoeless_Joakim: That's a Nissan. I think Piven drives a mercury.
Wash her and send her to Tirico's tent.
Wanna tie me up with your tie, Tai?
Nice headband, AJ.
Worst. Breakfast drink. Ever.
Ozney? Someone really misses that HBO show.
About as much action in this thread as in your average soccer match.