I just blew a load.

$6,200, also known as Sabathia's lunch tab at the Golden Corral.

So, is he packing a "core four" or a few inches more?

Like they say, it's not the crime it's the coverup.

I'd say the odds of her getting the ticket are about 50/50.

Yet he's still a dick.

They should cover up the mural.

Poor girl. Imagine panicking every time your husband asks where the bathroom is.

At least you won't have to pay for a babysitter when you take her out.

Barry Halper gets the gas face.

"What’s The Best Way To Clean Up Spooge After Bareback Sex?"

I'm sure Matt will enjoy kickball more anyway.

If Deadspin is going to steal material from Spy Magazine can you at least bring back Walter Monheit?

"Hey Steve-o, top this!"

Ben just became the Mayor of the men's room at Capital City Grille @foursquare

+1 decision

"I would never ever look at myself bigger than anyone who watched our game."

I would, but he sleeps late and I usually leave Gloria's place early. Have to sneak out before Delonte comes sniffing around.

"LeBron James, who spent years bringing money and excitement to Cleveland, and still does extensive charity work in Akron..."

"LeBron James is STILL a cocksucker".