Must admit I'm not always a fan of Drew's work, but you nailed it here pal. Well put.

Wasn't a problem last year.

No, that was me.

Jordan played great D AND closed out the game on offense, except when he didn't.

I have some better advice for you: learn the game before making stupid comments. During the entire fourth quarter LBJ tossed the ball away as soon as the double started rotating towards him. It's fundamental basketball to give the defender a step or two before hitting the open man. "Game-winning assist" or not, he…

Time to make the donuts.

Obviously I'm biased, but if you don't want to be compared to Jordan or the other all-time greats maybe you shouldn't have "The Chosen One" inked on your back in frigging twelve inch high letters, and refrain from referring to yourself as "the King" in the third-person. Jordan played great D AND closed out the game…

DA couldn't even start for the University of Phoenix.

Not pictured: a heterosexual or good taste.

Way to show the young turks around here how it's done.

Jeff Garcia never got over being released by the Browns and Lions in consecutive seasons.

Also useful in sex ed class when teaching kids how to properly apply a condom.

"He comes up with surprising angles and conceits — in a column last month, he applied quotes from "The Wire" to moments in the N.B.A. playoffs — that may not always work but certainly prevent him from becoming predictable."

Ah well, at least he never lost to App State.

She should be suspended if she can't even spell the president's name right.

"Last year it was a Widow, and then a 14 year old boy..."

That still leaves 92 for you.

Key question: was it a shag carpet?

Hey, I saw that guy and a few thousand of his friends at the Miami Heat regular season games.

Do you mean cruelty like using awful words like "retarded" or some other kind of cruelty?