Reports are now surfacing that Ben assaulted women in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook as well.

Is it just me, or does he look like a young Roethlisberger?

At least it didn't stay in the pocket too long.

Whoa, whoa, hang on there. I sent in the nude pics of me in the strictest confidence, off the record and hush hush.

Ben has to stop getting his dating tips from Jerramy Stevens.

@Thirsty Squirrel: Best song ever. Sooooo creepy.

I don't give a rat's ass whether or not LBJ plays; do whatever is best to bring home a championship.

Turns out the young woman's understanding of "one for the thumb" was much different than Ben's.

@J-No: Guess what I am?

Definitely better than the other spot they considered, where Tiger and Earl's ghost go fingercuffs on a stripper.

Damn, the video ends before Tiger appears!

Dip the whole thing in batter and deep fry it again and you'll get my attention.

He should've had a foursome with Raychel and the two chicks in the red in pic #1.

Tiki really dropped the ball on this one.

@Juancho: And against the Browns, laying the points.

Tiger, didn't your father teach you how to fuck around and not get caught?

Is that the picture from Patrick Swayze's funeral?

If you cross Ronan with Pedro's dwarf you get a leprechaun.

The upside to poking yourself in the eye with a stick? Michigan Coeds only look half as ugly.

Suck it, Michigan!